Monday, February 28, 2011

The Badass Showdown

When an actor plays to bad-ass characters its pretty awesome.  That however causes a problem.  Who are the biggest bad-asses played by one actor.  I answer that here.

Christian Bale
John Connor                                       Batman

Occupation:
Freedom Fighter
Super Hero ü
Opponents:
The Machinesü
Super Villians
Equipment:
Assualt Rifles; Grenades; Terminators
Fists; Batarang; Bat Suit; Vehicles; Anything he inventsü
Training:
Military by Sarah Connor
Martial Arts by Ras al-ghul ü
Special Abilties:
Great Leader; Military Geniusü
$$$$; Kung Fu
Accomplishments:
Wins the War to save humanityü
Defeated the villains and protected Gotham; Refuses to take credit
BFF:
Terminatorü
Robin
Box Office:
Terminator Salvation
$125,322,469
Dark Knight
$533,345,358 ü
Random
His dad was born after he was
Super Hero with no Super Powers ü
Score:
4
5
 BATMAN WINS!
Bruce Willis


John McClane           David Dunn           Korben Dallas          
Occupation:
NYPDü
Security Guard
Former Football Star
Cab Driver
Ex- Military
Opponents:
Terrorists
Mr. Glass
Aliensü
Equipment:
Anything at his disposal
Flash Light
Futuristic Weaponry; The Fifth Elementü
Training:
Police Academyü
Collegiate Football
Earth Military
Special Abilities:
Adaptability
Super Strengthü
Fighter Pilot
Accomplishments:
Stopped Terrorist plot 4 times
Defeated Mr. Glass
Saved the Earthü
BFF:
Zeus Carver
(Sam Jackson)
Joseph Dunn his son
Ruby Red (Chris Tucker)ü
Box Office:
Die Hard Series
$1,126,935,581ü
Unbreakable
$248,099,143
The Fifth Element
$263,900,000
Random
Yippie Kyo Mother Fucker was in every movieü
Allergic to water
Never actually sees his nemesis
Score:
3
1
4
The Winner is KORBEN my MAN
Sylvester Stallone

     Rambo                        Rocky                    Judge Dredd

Occupation:
Mercenary
Boxer
Federal Cop/Judge
Opponents:
Anyone who opposes him
Apollo Creed(Chubbs)x2
Clubber Lang (Mr. T)
Ivan Dragoü
Crime then his Clone
Equipment:
M2 Browning; M60;RPG; Bow and Arrow; Bowie Knifeü
Workout Equipment and Gloves
Air Burst Gun
Training:
US Militaryü
Boxing
US Government
Special Abilities:
1 Man Army
Iron Chin
Clone
Accomplishments:
Kill Count 220ü
WBC World Champ
Took down the government
BFF:
N/A
Apollo Creedü
Herman Ferguson (Rob Schneider)
Box Office:
$731,082,620
$1,126,271,447ü
$113,487,912
Random
Rambo killed 3 people per minute in Rambo 4ü
Can’t see out of his left eye
THE LAW
Score:
4
3
0

RAMBO WINS!

MORE SOON TO COME!!

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